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双语笑话|Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑

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Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching1 his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight.
Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box.
Dan: Im teaching him how to run, too.
拳击和赛跑
丹在教他的儿子如何拳击。他告诉他的朋友:这是一个暴力的世界,所以我要教我的儿子如何去拼搏。
朋友:假如他碰上的对手是一个比他高大,健壮而且也会拳击的人如何解决?
丹:我也会教他如何赛跑呢。
NOTE
come up against 遇见一个对手 against表示相对的相反的


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